Storytime Blog Hop January 25th, 2017
Welcome to another chapter in Storytime Blog Hop. We have new short speculative fiction tales from authors around the world. My contribution below. Follow the links to all the other stories and participating authors in the blog hop. Leave us comments. We love hearing from you!
Flipper’s Pick-Up Lines
“Are you sure about this?”
Flipper had used one of his best pick-up lines yesterday on his crush, Neva. He believed it went well – she had giggled and touched his arm – but Neva still liked Josh. Since Josh didn’t feel the same way about Neva, Allison talked him into telling Neva so she could stop thinking about him, which might give Flipper a chance. At first Josh didn’t want to talk to Neva, but Allison was persistent and he relented, mostly because Flipper was his best friend. She went with Josh for that conversation and now she was going with Flipper to help him talk to Neva.
“I know it went well last time but I’m still scared.” Flipper shook his arms nervously.
“Just be yourself,” Allison said.
“What if I don’t know what to say?” Flipper asked a little panicky.
“If you’re stuck just ask her a question. Everyone likes to talk about themselves. Here she comes.”
Neva smiled. “Hi Allison. Hi Flipper.”
“Hi Neva!” Allison elbowed Flipper when he didn’t respond.
“Um, um, did it hurt?”
“What?” Neva asked, confused.
“When you fell out of heaven?”
Allison elbowed Flipper again. What was he thinking? When neither of them said anything for several seconds, Allison asked, “Are you going to the game tomorrow night?”
Neva nodded. “I want to if my dad will let me.”
“Is your dad an alien?” Flipper chimed in.
There were a few moments of awkward silence.
Neva hesitantly said, “No. Why?”
Flipper quietly answered, “Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth.”
Neva giggled again and Allison swore she was blushing.
Flipper seemed to be gaining confidence. “Are you a magician?”
Neva smiled. She was hanging on Flipper’s every word. “No, why?”
“Because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.”
There was no doubt now, Neva’s cheeks were red. Her giggles turned into laughter.
“Were your parents thieves?”
Neva shook her head.
“They must be because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Do you have a map?”
Neva was laughing too hard to answer, which didn’t slow Flipper down at all.
“I need one because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
Allison couldn’t stand to watch any more. She loudly cleared her throat. “Flipper can I see you a minute.” She pulled on his arm and they walked several feet away from the hysterical Neva.
Allison whispered, “What are you doing?”
Flipper shrugged his shoulders. “You told me if I didn’t know what to say to ask her questions.”
“I meant ask her questions about her and what she’s interested in. I didn’t mean bombard her with lousy pick-up lines.”
“Hey!” Flipper protested. “These are some of my best lines.”
Allison sighed. “That’s all you’ve said to her.”
“I can’t help it. I open my mouth to ask a question and the only thing that comes out are pick-up lines.” Flipper grinned. “Well, she’s getting to know the real me.”
“I tell you what,” Allison continued to whisper so Neva couldn’t hear. “I’ll start the topics and you follow my lead.”
They rejoined Neva.
Allison apologized. “Sorry about that. We were just talking about how we were looking forward to fall and the cooler weather.”
That was his cue. Flipper searched for what to say. “Yeah, it’s hot, Neva. You’re hot. I mean, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”
Neva giggled so Flipper continued. “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
Neva melted. “Ahh!”
Allison shook her head in disbelief. She tried to change the subject again. “Do you go to church?”
Neva nodded. “I go with my parents to Grace Community Church.”
Allison looked at him in anticipation. Flipper met her eyes. His eyes were watering. He realized he was holding his breath and exhaled deeply. Allison adamantly shook her head. She was going to kill him but he couldn’t resist. “Somebody better call God because he’s missing an angel.”
He slowly walked around Neva without taking his eyes off of her. When he completed the circle he said, “Where do you hide your wings?”
He was positive she snorted when she laughed. He could feel Allison’s ire, but he couldn’t stop. He didn’t know what else to say and his mouth just seemed to have taken over.
“What time do you have to be back to heaven?
Neva laughed even harder.
“When God made you he was showing off.”
Neva was laughing so hard her face was red and she wasn’t breathing. She removed her glasses and wiped her eyes.
“Your eyes are blue like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea!”
“Oh, good grief,” he heard Allison mumble before she walked off.
After dinner that evening Flipper met Allison at Josh’s house to talk about his encounter with Neva.
“How did it go?” Josh eagerly asked.
“It was horrible to watch.”
“I tried to act normal, I really did! But every time I opened my mouth one of my pick-up lines came out. It seemed like once I started I couldn’t stop. That’s all I could remember.”
“It was that bad, huh?” Josh asked.
“Actually, she really thought it was cute,” Flipper said. “In fact, she was flattered that I liked her.”
“I hear a but coming,” Josh interjected.
“We agreed just to be friends.”
“I’m sorry,” Allison consoled. “Are you okay?”
Flipper smiled. “Actually, I’m relieved. It was a lot of pressure trying to impress Neva.”
Josh shook his head. “Gosh, you worked so hard to memorize all of those pick-up lines. I thought surely one of them would work.”
“Actually, one of them did.”
Josh scrunched his head and Allison wore a puzzled look. “What do you mean?” she asked.
“Before we agreed to be just friends,” Flipper explained. “She responded positively to my final pick-up line.”
“Which one was that?” Josh asked.
Flipper’s cheeks turned red. “Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?”
Thank you for taking the time to read my story. I hope you enjoyed!
If you enjoyed Flipper’s Pick-up Lines check out my newest books, Vetrix and Before Vetrix, for more adventures with Flipper, Allison, and Josh.
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